Old people? Where? Here in Florida? Get out of town.
The Dixon Ticonderoga - there is no substitute.
...and then the younglings began to swim slowly toward shore.
The Grand Beacon is pleased to announce a new column in 2021. Our very own stellar scholar, Danni Dillinger. Danni will be studying the positions of the stars, planets, and seagulls every week and providing you, dear reader, with robust and exciting predictions about your upcoming week. Below is a preview of our horoscopes for two of the...
In other news, General Electric is encouraging Ben and Jerry’s to return to half gallon containers instead of the candy ass 3-pint containers everyone else in the industry is shipping. In response, Victoria’s Secret released a tic-tok that General Electric produced motors would be 3% more efficient if they were to increase the first stage winding ratio to 3.2:1.
The Republicans lie about using it. The Democrats lie about legalizing it. Let's hope with them controlling all 3 of the bodies required to legalize it, they finally do.
No one on The Grand Beacon staff actually enjoys Olive Garden, but when we eat there, we’re happy to be family.
They were led to believe by Home Depot that the fans would discourage the behavior. It did not.