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FSU Spends $29.5M on Virtual Learning Building – Everyone Else: $14.99 per Month on Zoom

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VirtualLearningLive
Coming this fall to FSU a virtual college bar. Students will be able to use DoorDash to have a cocktail, glass of wine, or pint of beer delivered to them in the virtual pub so they can virtually drink together. The only thing virtual will be the staff.

Top Five Songs from Albums with Mystical Symbols on Them

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This was so much easier when ma in her kerchief and I in my cap could just settle down for a cold winter's night cap.

Engineers Over Analyze Premise of Engineer’s Week – Thought That Was the Point

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Engineers Plotting and Scheming
As a follow up, the engineers intend to over analyze the process for who gets what week as their profession’s week. Like, why did they give priests Holy Week as their week? I mean, they awfully busy saving souls that week and can’t even enjoy the time dedicated to their profession.

I Weep for Our Future. Table of 4 Teens Eats Meal Without Complaining

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Adult Onset Karenhood
“It’s important to belittle the wait staff and blame them for things beyond their control.” – Karen Van Vanderjack.

Jenison Stigmatophile Concerned COVID Vaccine Injection Will Hurt Him

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JENISON, MI – Jake Jillings expressed concern about the pain of getting a vaccine as he helped fill bags for a local food bank.  Jake, an entrepreneur, mentor to youth, and Ottawa county native met our correspondent at the hand-up event. “I try to stay up on the science.  I want to help, but what if the shot hurts...a lot.”,...

Top Five Songs to Survive a Cold Winter’s Night

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Top 5: Survive a Winter's Night
This was so much easier when ma in her kerchief and I in my cap could just settle down for a cold winter's night cap.

Holistic Health Practices for Your Inner Demons

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Embrace Those Demons!
I’ve embraced my inner demons and you can too!

Local Man Devotes Saturdays to Teaching Shoppers How to Count to 10 Items or Less

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Counting is Hard
Ten items or less. It isn’t rocket science people. If we were trying to put a person on the moon, and the rocket said, “10 billionaires or less”, would you try to cram in an eleventh billionaire? I thought so.

Z,J,X,Q,and K Outraged at Lack of Use. Demand Equal Representation.

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Letter Frequency Use
You’d think giving all of them such high point values in scrabble would be enough, but no they also want more use.

Budget Woes Force February Holiday Consolidation: Valenhog’s Day

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Rodents Embrace the Change
Future holiday consolidations include: St. Patrick’s Madness, A Fool’s Passover, and Laboring on the 4th Memorial of Summer Day. Details to be dictated by Whitmer executive order soon.