dozens let forth their barbaric yelp as they quoted scenes from Dead Poets Society...
In my best Rod Stweart voice... VPs make all the gaffes. VPs are a real pain. VPs bump, stumble, and break. VPs do nothing. I can just stop this ditty right there.
“For nearly 400 years I’ve been praying for the extraction of ‘fun’ from beer, and today my sinfully wild dreams have become reality.”, announced the puritan elder.
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA - Recently uncoverd documents reveal that John Kennedy Jr. was not the natural child of President John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Kennedy, but was purchased from Wayfair as part of an antique wooden desk. Social media has been ablaze in recent weeks with stories of highly priced furniture bearing the name...
Because everyone mumbles a little bit sometimes.
Representative Jack Bergman, representing the 1st district, assured Michiganders that pasties and Christian Brothers brandy would be available at the spaceport cantina.