OTTAWA, CN – “We’ll get to it tomorrow. We swear. Right after this one last blunt.”, declared PM Justin Trudeau. The Trudeau administration vowed to reverse the inequity in racialized arrests, eliminate the black-market, and lift the indigenous population out of the grey-market legal limbo they operate in presently.
Unfortunately, Canadians have discovered…cannabis, and promise to solve all of these issues tomorrow, or maybe next Monday, or if they don’t get to it then…certainly it will be done by the end of the month.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.
