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What is The Grand Beacon?

In the fall of 2017 a local physicist/engineer, social anthropologist, and self proclaimed cryptobiologist were having a pint of Kilt Klutcher at a local brewery.  As the evening progressed, one of them asked the group, “Do you know what this town needs?”  The responses varied from, “An enema?”, to “A kosher deli?”.  Finally in frustration, they collectively shut up and in unison proclaimed, “A medium for sharing what the locals find amusing.”

In Those Exact Words?

Yes, in those exact words. Stop interrupting.

Sorry. What Happened Next?

With that small innocuous conversation the seeds of The Grand Beacon were planted.  The young seedling was abandoned and untended for nearly 6 months, when the trio regrouped and committed to sharing what they found funny.

Then they got busy again and it sat in a digital cocoon. Then they worked on it some more. Then it sat. Then they worked on it some more. It’s usually in one of those weird states.

Regardless, The Grand Beacon is the outcome of that night of dark beer imbibing.  We hope you find some respite from the drudgery that is the normal media circus.

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