This week Bill O’Reilly admitted to settling sexual harassment cases with only three women.
In other news, the US government admitted to using atomic weapons on only two Japanese cities, Charles Manson admitted to brutally killing only seven people, and the severed preserved head of Adolph Hitler admitted to trying to eliminate only one race during the Holocaust.
Steven Stark is a self educated social commentator, humorist, and contributor. He is currently enjoying partial retirement and acting as editor for The Grand Beacon.