The large voluptuous lipped Donald J. Trump cookie is more popular than the thin-lipped, glassy eyed Joseph Biden cookie. The Pennsylvania bakery that has successfully predicted the last three elections based upon cookie sales has Trump the winner.
“People keep coming in and buying them. We have no idea why. We even had a special request for 2 dozen of them with a hole cut out for the mouth.”, said Kathleen Lochel, bakery owner. She suspected that with the election so close to Halloween people were going to use them as masks.
In a related story, the thin-lipped Donald J. Trump inflatable sex doll is not selling well. The manufacturer is still researching market data.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.
