America Awaits Her Decision. Locals Enjoy Cookies. A Lot.


The large voluptuous lipped Donald J. Trump cookie is more popular than the thin-lipped, glassy eyed Joseph Biden cookie.  The Pennsylvania bakery that has successfully predicted the last three elections based upon cookie sales has Trump the winner.

“People keep coming in and buying them.  We have no idea why.  We even had a special request for 2 dozen of them with a hole cut out for the mouth.”, said Kathleen Lochel, bakery owner.  She suspected that with the election so close to Halloween people were going to use them as masks.

In a related story, the thin-lipped Donald J. Trump inflatable sex doll is not selling well.  The manufacturer is still researching market data.