Ask a Playbill Bio: Faux Pas

Ask a Playbill Bio: Peter Pan and Coffee

Dear Playbill Bio,
I just got a new job on the fine whaling ship Pequod. I want to make a good impression and not screw anything up. I’m good at my job and all, but I kind of suck at social skills and I’m terrified there’s going to be hazing. Able bodied seamen and all. I don’t want to make a Faux Pas and be the butt of all the jokes the entire time at sea.

What’s the worst thing I could be caught doing?

Nervous in the Rigging

Dear Nervous,
Drinking Starbuck’s coffee. ’nuff said?

Sherman Jameson

Isaiah 51 and 52