Dear Playbill Bio,
I just got a new job on the fine whaling ship Pequod. I want to make a good impression and not screw anything up. I’m good at my job and all, but I kind of suck at social skills and I’m terrified there’s going to be hazing. Able bodied seamen and all. I don’t want to make a Faux Pas and be the butt of all the jokes the entire time at sea.
What’s the worst thing I could be caught doing?
Sincerely,
Nervous in the Rigging
Dear Nervous,
Drinking Starbuck’s coffee. ’nuff said?
Regards,
Sherman Jameson
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