Ben & Jerry’s Providing Legal Advice Today. Tomorrow Medical Consultations


BURLINGTON, VT – Thank god that our ice cream manufacturers are providing advice to us on constitutional law.  Elected officials in Washington D.C. were certainly sitting around wondering what to do when the Ben & Jerry’s think tank urged them to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove President Trump from office.

To commemorate the act of mixing in on constitutional law, the ice cream maker released a new flavor, Constitutional Cookies and Crème.  They have also release Butterscotch Brain Surgery and Rocket Scientist Swirl in anticipation of their enhanced mixing in that will be happening in the very near future.