BURLINGTON, VT – Thank god that our ice cream manufacturers are providing advice to us on constitutional law. Elected officials in Washington D.C. were certainly sitting around wondering what to do when the Ben & Jerry’s think tank urged them to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove President Trump from office.
To commemorate the act of mixing in on constitutional law, the ice cream maker released a new flavor, Constitutional Cookies and Crème. They have also release Butterscotch Brain Surgery and Rocket Scientist Swirl in anticipation of their enhanced mixing in that will be happening in the very near future.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.