Biden Inaugurated. Comedy Material Well Runs Dry


LOS ANGELES, CA – Los Angeles hospitals are being overrun with scores of comedy writers flocking to emergency rooms for exhaustion.  The writers actually spent the day working and developing new material.  For the last four years, the comedy has basically written itself.  With the inauguration of President Biden, there was nothing.  No tweets.  No outbursts.

No covfefe.“It was horrible.  I had to actually invent a premise myself.”, bemoaned a writer under the condition of anonymity.  The writer admitted to coasting and phoning it in under the Trump administration.