WASHINGTON, DC – President Biden is excited to begin his hunt for buried pirate treasure following the confirmation of Janet Yellen as the Treasure Secretary. President Biden removed the Declaration of Independence from the National Archives so that he and Secretary Yellen could begin their search.
The Grand Beacon reached to Vice President Harris for comment and received the following reply: “Sometimes it’s just easier to smile and nod.”
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