As the Biden-Harris administration begins to release details of their plan for the first 100 days of their administration, lake traffic for recreational boaters is surging in the cool November weather. One of the first executive orders planned is to put strict limitations on handguns and semi-automatic long guns.
The increase in boater traffic has also brought an unprecedented number of accidents afloat. Thousands of boaters have swamped, capsized, or suffered severe listing of their watercraft and lost objects that weren’t secured on deck. The number one item lost to Davy Jones Locker? Handguns and long guns.
The Coast Guard, NTSB, and BTAF have pledged to get to the bottom of the issue. House Democrats are certain that it is due to climate change induced rogue waves and Chuck Schumer is convinced it is a Russian plot. The NRA had no comment on the issue.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.
