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Canadians Stockpile Gin Like Americans Stockpile Guns

Bombay Sapphire Co. announced a recall on thousands of bottles of gin across Canada, and  the bottles are flying off the shelves faster than guns after the election of a Democrat President in the here United States.  The gin’s alcohol content is reported to be near 77% vs. the 40% on the label.  Though Canadians are known for their love of beer, they also know a good thing when they see it, and jacked up gin is a good thing.  A really good thing.  So good that I’m off to Ottawa to get some gin.

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Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings.  He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy.  When he's had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can't hear you.  It's like space.  No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum.  No.  It's because you can't talk.  So it's like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.
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