With the shortened season, NFL Players are watching some old school statistics getting blown away. COVID infections have sidelined the entire quarterback roster of the Denver Broncos. Not a particularly bragging statistic, but there are those statistics from the before time that are starting to get worried.
That’s right! Incarceration of NFL players is down. Domestic Violence, Drug Use, Sexual Assault, Assault and Battery, and General Dumbassery arrests are trending downwards and the lost time rate for NFL players due to the crimes they commit is also dropping.
It’s hoped that the lower incidence of crimes will drive up ratings. Yes I said that with a straight face, but then again I’m an optimist.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.