Democrats Postpone Marijuana Vote to Avoid Appearance of Pandering to Their Base. Again.


In a rare display of understanding freedom, the democratic controlled house took up legislation, the MORE Act, to legalize marijuana at the federal level.  Unfortunately, for unrelated activity, the democratic members of congress were accused of pandering.  Even the left leaning Washington Post has publicly called out this unethical behavior.  To avoid furthering the appearance of pandering to young, progressive, voters out looking for their ‘jazz’, the party leadership has postponed the vote.

In a related story, young, conservative, voters stated this was a good move as they texted their cocaine dealers and asked their doctors to refill their oxycodone prescriptions.