In a rare display of understanding freedom, the democratic controlled house took up legislation, the MORE Act, to legalize marijuana at the federal level. Unfortunately, for unrelated activity, the democratic members of congress were accused of pandering. Even the left leaning Washington Post has publicly called out this unethical behavior. To avoid furthering the appearance of pandering to young, progressive, voters out looking for their ‘jazz’, the party leadership has postponed the vote.
In a related story, young, conservative, voters stated this was a good move as they texted their cocaine dealers and asked their doctors to refill their oxycodone prescriptions.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.