MOTOR CITY, MI – 7 Days. Ask any engineer how many days in a week and that’s the answer you’ll get. So why does our country celebrate National Engineer’s Week for 8?
National Engineer’s Week are the days bracketing George Washington’s Birthday, Saturday to Saturday. “That’s 8 days!”, shouted Pete Perterson, “Or a poorly worded specifying document.”, he snickered. Pete went on to explain about the engineering of each and every item in the room.
The National Association of Engineers have drafted a peer reviewed analysis of the length of Engineer’s Week. The document took into account time dilation due to both gravitational and velocity effects and time averaging across several cultural calendars. The analysis clearly showed that with no reasonable probability are there ever 8 days in a week.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.