NEW YORK, NY – Jessica Morrison received a COVID-19 vaccine just by asking, “Do you have any extras?” Just like Oliver Twist asking for gruel; that guy who ate just one Lay’s potato chip; or the average voter in Wayne county Michigan. She asked, and she received. Well maybe Oliver Twist didn’t receive. And that guy with just one Lay’s…he probably didn’t either. But she did and with no regard for who it might impact. Morrison insists that it was just an extra COVID 19 vaccine. I asked, they gave it to me. “Sure, I’m 35 with no additional risk factors, but come on. We’re in Florida, how many old people could possibly be here?”, said Morrison.
Steven Stark is a self educated social commentator, humorist, and contributor. He is currently enjoying partial retirement and acting as editor for The Grand Beacon.