Hampton Bay Fans Recalled. Bathtub-Hair Dryer Executions to Resume


BAY OF HAMPTON, NF – Home Depot announced the recall of Hampton Bay ceiling fans this week.  The recall follows complaints of negligent parents asserting that the fans failed to adequately keep their children from jumping on the beds.

The parents of unruly children had tried everything, including numerous recitations of the 10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed incantation.  They were led to believe by Home Depot that the fans would discourage the behavior.  It did not.