BAY OF HAMPTON, NF – Home Depot announced the recall of Hampton Bay ceiling fans this week. The recall follows complaints of negligent parents asserting that the fans failed to adequately keep their children from jumping on the beds.
The parents of unruly children had tried everything, including numerous recitations of the 10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed incantation. They were led to believe by Home Depot that the fans would discourage the behavior. It did not.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.
