James Earl Jones Celebrates 90th Birthday by Feasting on Flesh of Younglings


CORUSCANT, CORSUCANT – Following a huge bash celebrating James Earl Jones 90th birthday, a feast of the flesh of younglings was held on Coruscant.  Jones was reportedly seen enjoying their still warm flesh while drinking the blood of rebel traitors and spies.

Fortunately, Jones wasn’t whiney like he was in previous temple visits.  Most of the attendees were quite pleased with his behavior.  Except Richard LeParmentier, he kept complaining about Jones’ “sorcerer’s ways.”  The Grand Beacon, found LeParmentier’s lack of faith, disturbing.