CORUSCANT, CORSUCANT – Following a huge bash celebrating James Earl Jones 90th birthday, a feast of the flesh of younglings was held on Coruscant. Jones was reportedly seen enjoying their still warm flesh while drinking the blood of rebel traitors and spies.
Fortunately, Jones wasn’t whiney like he was in previous temple visits. Most of the attendees were quite pleased with his behavior. Except Richard LeParmentier, he kept complaining about Jones’ “sorcerer’s ways.” The Grand Beacon, found LeParmentier’s lack of faith, disturbing.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.