MEDINA, WA – After losing the coveted “Richest Person in the World” title to Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos launched a gofundme.com to regain the title. Bezos is hoping that everyone in America or the world for that matter can give until it hurts a bit.
“I figure that I lost the title because everyone hasn’t bought enough stuff on Amazon. So, this gives them a chance to help me out exactly the way they should.”, said Bezos to at a virtual press conference on Prime Video.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.