Today is a day that America mourns. Yesterday, 25 Aug 2018, we lost a great one. He brought justice to renegade military extremists like Col. William Stuart. He embraced multiculturalism and worked with urban shop keepers to find non-violent solutions as he did with Mr. Zeus Carver. Above all else, he will forever be remembered as the Hero of Nakatomi Plaza, where he did not blink as he faced down Hans Gruber.
May you forever make little fists with your toes. Rest in Peace John McClane.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.