BURBANK, CA – Following the sudden and tragic death of Chadwick Boseman, Marvel Studios has leaked developments in a talent search to fill the vacant role. The entire production company is still shocked at Boseman’s passing but wants the story to go on.
Early hard fails for the role were Jimmy Fallon, Megyn Kelly, and Jimmy Kimmel. The studio regarded them as no talent ass clowns. Others rejected were Virginia’s Attorney General Mark Herring and Governor Ralph Northam. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was also rejected as a replacement.
In a surprise move, Australian superstar Kirk Lazarus, is in final negotiations for being awarded the role.
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