SQL=”SELECT DISTINCT CITIES LIKE %” – Less than halfway through the Atlantic basin hurricane season, already using letters up through ‘L’ and the peak of the season is still on the horizon, local meteorologists are virtually panicking in the streets everywhere. Virtually…everywhere. Virtually. It’s a green screen gag. A chroma key caper. A post production put-on. A visual vagary.
Imagine the trusted Fourth Estate distorting the news just to further their narrative. Fortunately, meteorologists are just glorified astrologist and not part of the Fourth Estate. I thank this great nation for producing journalists that would never ever consider distorting the news for sales, ratings, and Pulitzer Prizes.
God Bless the Press
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.
