Meteorologists Panic at Lack of Hurricane Names – Virtually Everywhere


SQL=”SELECT DISTINCT CITIES LIKE %” – Less than halfway through the Atlantic basin hurricane season, already using letters up through ‘L’ and the peak of the season is still on the horizon, local meteorologists are virtually panicking in the streets everywhere.  Virtually…everywhere.  Virtually.  It’s a green screen gag.  A chroma key caper.  A post production put-on.  A visual vagary.

Imagine the trusted Fourth Estate distorting the news just to further their narrative.  Fortunately, meteorologists are just glorified astrologist and not part of the Fourth Estate.  I thank this great nation for producing journalists that would never ever consider distorting the news for sales, ratings, and Pulitzer Prizes.

God Bless the Press