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S.T.E.M. is Out – Applied Social Outrage is In

BERKLEY, CA – The University of California, Berkley, announced today a new program of study in its College of Letters and Sciences: Applied Social Outrage.  The new UC Berkley major will provide young privileged middle-class students with a method and focus for their outrage. “Our advantaged youth are becoming more and more agitated over issues...

The US Government – It’s Back for a Limited Time Only

WASHINGTON D.C. - Last Friday, the 25th of January, congress and the president came to an agreement and decided to open the federal government for a limited time only. That's right, unless congress and the president can come to an agreement on border security, the federal government will again, be put into cold storage.

Checkpoint Allendale

Papers please. You are about to enter the democratic socialist republic of my yard.

Allendale After Dark Vol. 6 Ep. 01

In which we are welcomed to The Great White North...

NFL Addresses Head First Hits

With the start of the NFL season, the National Football League has modified the rules related to hits with the head and helmet.  Players are no longer allowed to lead with the head. There is a decided hope by the league that this will lead to fewer concussions.  Furthermore there is a decided hope by Americans that the NFL will...

Allendale After Dark Vol 5 Episode 6.1

In which Rabbit gets a grammar lesson...

The Bandit is Gone but Not Forgotten

You heard wrong. I'm not dead.

Inverted Jenny – Portent of the Future

This week a rare stamp, The Inverted Jenny, surfaced.  There are only 100 of these stamps in existence and each of them bears a hand written number on the reverse side of the stamp.  The hallmark of the stamp is its flaw that the biplane on the front is printed upside down.  This particular stamp, No. 49, has not...

Allendale After Dark Vol. 5 Episode 6

In which Pooh and Piglet learn a lesson...

Allendale After Dark Vol. 5 Episode 5

In which Piglet and Pooh get screwed in the drive thru...