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Admission of the Obvious

Bill O'Reilly
This week Bill O'Reilly admitted to settling sexual harassment cases with only three women. In other news, the US government admitted to using atomic weapons on only two Japanese cities, Charles Manson admitted to brutally killing only seven people, and the severed preserved head of Adolph Hitler admitted to trying to eliminate only one race during the Holocaust.

NFL Huddles Disappear as Hurry-Up Offenses Emerge

As hurry-up offenses become more common to promote higher scoring games, the iconic fixture of the NFL, the huddle is rapidly disappearing from the gridiron. The only NFL fixture disappearing faster is viewership.