Proven Winners Releases Endangered Species Line to Protect Shallow Graves

Shallow Graves

SYCAMORE, IL – So you’ve just killed that unsavory element in your personal community.  You need a way to dispose of the body without fear of exhumation.  Look no further than Proven Winners Obfuscation Line.  Species in the obfuscation line are listed prominently on the Endangered Plant Species list.  By planting them on the shallow grave you prevent the exhumation of any corpse you might have buried below the species.

Statistic have proven that there is a 20% drop off in prosecution for people who kill utilizing Proven Winners to seclude their victims. Federal environmental protection regulations can work in your favor.