FRANKFURT, GERMANY – A Frankfurt restaurant, Pino, is protesting the lockdown with stuffed pandas. German officials have shutdown bars, restaurants and entertainment venues while permitting shops and schools to remain open. Pino’s management was shocked when their stuffed panda became a favorite of the local stuffed panda population. “Who’d of thunk that pandas crave stuffed pandas?”, Said Guiseppe Fichera, owner.
The restaurant’s tables were filled to capacity as stuffed pandas swarmed in to consume the panda fillets wrapped about a Chopped Pecan and Cherry Compote. Giggles, chortles, and guffaws filled the dining room as the pandas finished their entrees and tumbled out of the building in search of bamboo shoots and leaves for dessert.
The pandas’ favorite beer pairing with stuffed panda? Oddly enough, Corona with lime.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.