STILLWATER, OK – The Seattle Seahawks cut Kemah Siverand as he attempted to sneak a woman into his hotel disguised as a Seattle Seahawks player. Unfortunately, Siverand avoided attending his Costume Design classes at Oklahoma State over the past few years and dressed his female companion as a “Lingerie League” player instead of a Seattle Seahawks player. Siverand was caught on video attempting to sneak in a female visitor, who was reportedly wearing team gear “in an attempt to disguise her as a player.”
Siverand played on both offense and defense at Texas A&M during his freshman and sophomore year. His play time increased as soon as he transferred to Oklahoma State as a junior where he played on the special teams and in the cornerback position. Team and League leadership is disappointed in his lack of judgement regarding costume selection.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.