Senator Cruz Worries of COVID Infection from Ass Kissing

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WASHINGTON D.C. – Senator Ted Cruz, Republican-Texas, recently discovered that you could indeed contract the COVID-19 virus from kissing ass.  In recent weeks, the Texas senator has had his lips firmly attached to President Trump’s ass.  Following a positive test for Governor Mike DeWine of Ohio, Senator Cruz worried that he too could have contracted the disease from ass kissing and has decided to self-quarantine to prevent further spreading.

Senator Cruz and Governor DeWine are only a short list of politicians at risk of contracting COVID-19 from ass kissing.  Governor Whitmer of Michigan has her lips ensconced upon the DNCs ass, hoping for a cabinet position should former Vice President Biden win the election this November.