ALLENDALE, MI – With the passing of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a heated debate broke out regarding the constitutionality of a replacement this close to the election. The Grand Beacon was unable to contact Greta Thurnberg for her opinion, so we asked a local teen.
Our local teen responded with a shrug. Hmmm.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.