Todd Advances Feminism 20 Years by Watching Wonder Woman 1984


PARADISE ISLAND, THEMSCIRA – Local middle-aged white guy, Todd, proves to all his friends that he is a great ally and watches Wonder Woman 1984.  Todd passed on a night of Wild Wings and Weck, just to show the receptionist at his office, Vicky, that he supports women.

Tomorrow at work, Todd will conveniently leave his ticket stub on his desk right after he asks Vicky to get him a coffee.  He’ll flash his Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure running shirt and then ask Vicky if she’d like to get an Iced Matcha Green Tea Latte.  Of course she’ll turn him down because he’s a shallow douche, but he will have grown, because hey, superhero movies are cool and teach some kind of moral lesson. Usually.