Top Fear Battle On! RNC, DNC, TWC, and CDC


NORMAN, OK – Four groups enter.  One comes out.  The battle for the top fear mongering organization has begun.  With election season, hurricane season, and flu season all approaching, it’s a triple witching season for the nation fear merchants.  With each one set to out rabble rouse the other clearly, “There can be only one!”

Headlines, commercials, and sponsored Facebook ads will be the battleground as the they each try to produce as much fear as possible in this once in every four years occasion.

Surprisingly each organization had contracted James Coburn in his best Waternoose voice to narrate their plagiarized slogan, “We Scare, because we care.”