Yesterday the New York Times reported that senior lawyers at Jones Day, a high-profile law firm representing the Trump Campaign, “…are worried that it is advancing arguments that lack evidence…”. Grand Beacon experts are certain that this proves, lawyers do indeed have an eternal soul contrary to popular opinion.
With the news of lawyers expressing potential remorse for their actions and activities readers are warned, in the words of Peter Venkman, to be on the lookout for “Earthquakes of biblical proportions. Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together!! Mass hysteria!!!
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.