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Trump Campaign Helps Establish That Lawyers Have Souls

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Trump Campaign Helps Establish That Lawyers Have Souls

Yesterday the New York Times reported that senior lawyers at Jones Day, a high-profile law firm representing the Trump Campaign, “…are worried that it is advancing arguments that lack evidence…”.  Grand Beacon experts are certain that this proves, lawyers do indeed have an eternal soul contrary to popular opinion.

With the news of lawyers expressing potential remorse for their actions and activities readers are warned, in the words of Peter Venkman, to be on the lookout for “Earthquakes of biblical proportions.  Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together!! Mass hysteria!!!

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