Trump Celebrates Breaking Former Impeachment Record


MAR-A-LAGO, FL – The Office of the Former President announced shattering the former impeachment record for presidents by doubling the old numbers.  With the democratic controlled house passing articles of impeachment against Donald J. Trump with no investigation, testimony, or precedent the Trump administration pulled off a fourth quarter miracle and was impeached twice as many times as any other president in history. 

The Office of the Former President announced, “We have great impeachment numbers.  Possibly the best impeachment numbers of all time.  Nobody gets impeached the way we do.”

The Grand Beacon has reached out to the Office of the Confused President for comment and we were told that they would be seeking to “Butterfly…the…the…you know the thing.”