Trump Supporters Postmortem Election Efforts and Determine “We Need More Flags!”


Following Saturday’s declaration of President Elect Biden’s victory, Trump supporters nationwide gathered to analyze what they could have done to get the ball across the goal line.  Their postmortem analysis uncovered several contributing factors, not harvesting ballots as well as Democrats, not slinging nearly enough mud, lack of a kick ass theme song, and one significant outlier.  Trump supporters discovered that their candidate lost the election because they simply didn’t have enough flags on their trucks.