Following Saturday’s declaration of President Elect Biden’s victory, Trump supporters nationwide gathered to analyze what they could have done to get the ball across the goal line. Their postmortem analysis uncovered several contributing factors, not harvesting ballots as well as Democrats, not slinging nearly enough mud, lack of a kick ass theme song, and one significant outlier. Trump supporters discovered that their candidate lost the election because they simply didn’t have enough flags on their trucks.
Jonathan is a degreed physicist and engineer by day, and amateur entertainer in the evenings. He enjoys studying and performing improvised comedy and writing sketch comedy. When he’s had enough of listening to people complain, you can find him underwater scuba diving where he can’t hear you. It’s like space. No one can hear you, but not because of a vacuum. No. It’s because you can’t talk. So it’s like space, but without the radiation and deadly aliens that burst out of your chest.