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Where Are They Now? – Fruit Brute

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Where Are They Now? – Fruit Brute

WINTERFELL, THE NORTH – Following completion of court mandated rehab for cereal addiction, Fruit Brute began acting and became a member of the SAG, Screen Actors Guild.  Fruit finally realized that his obsession with fruity cereals was holding him back.  It wasn’t just the Monster Cereal bearing his likeness.  He was addicted to Fruity Pebbles, Trix, Fruit Loops, even house brand Fruity Rings.

Starting with small roles he slowly worked his way up the ranks to supporting roles and gained the respect of his SAG peers.  He began taking up causes that promoted and advanced the cause of canines in the industry and nation.  His particularly vocal stance against NFL disgrace, Michael Vick, moved him to the forefront of SAG and he was elected SAG president.

Then Fruit Bruit got a role to play “Lady” in HBO’s Game of Thrones.  He enjoyed the role and enjoyed the company and companionship of Sophie Turner even more.  The two have been living together and enjoying each other’s company ever since.  They enjoy walking, playing fetch, and even the occasional fruit-based treat that Fruit Brute has learned to enjoy in moderation.

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